Serious Goose T-Shirt — "Today I'm a Serious Goose" Funny Graphic Tee
Serious Goose T-Shirt — "Today I'm a Serious Goose" Funny Graphic Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight crew neck tee brings dry humor and day-to-day attitude into one soft, wearable design. The monochrome illustration — a goose holding a handgun with the caption “Today I’m a Serious Goose” — reads like a wink to anyone who appreciates absurd, playful sarcasm. Wear it when you want to signal low-key menace and high-key humor: to coffee runs, casual hangouts, or lazy weekends. The clean black-on-white print keeps the look versatile and easy to layer under jackets or over long sleeves. It feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps its shape thanks to a supportive ribbed collar and shoulder tape. For people who collect quirky tees and like to make friends laugh without saying a word, this shirt does the talking.
Material and care notes: lightweight ring-spun cotton with a smooth surface that takes print beautifully; tear-away label for comfort; machine wash cold and tumble low to keep the print crisp.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; EU safety and chemical compliance
- DTG/DTF printing options deliver crisp monochrome artwork on a smooth fabric surface
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors